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This makes no sense and now I must have a box of Biz. This is the tiny bit of corrosive suffering that you must share. Thank you, but also, you’re the worst. 😂😂

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Ha! I’ll take that as a compliment! 😇

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Please do! Hoping to report back.

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I feel like 25% more than 30oz is how I feel most Mondays. LOL

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Damn! I think you've got it!

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The really scary thing is that after a few seconds I knew what they meant....only because I've become something of a math geek in the last two decades - I NEVER was before, to the always amusing brother and mother (at my expense). It's wrong math, however. 25% of 40 (the amount in the new bottle) is 10 oz, which would be the old bottle of 30. 25% of 30 is 30 times .25 (grabs calculator), so you should have a bottle of 37.5 ounces...oy, my head hurts, and this is geekiness overload for me. I'd rather graph a line..... The amusement to the family resulted from my mother asking the question, if 2x is 6, what's x?" To which I replied "a letter?" My brother laughing hysterically (he's 3 years younger) and my mother repeating the question - but louder and slower - and I still didn't see how x could be anything more than a letter....I should still be in therapy....a wait, I am.....

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I don't know about the math, honestly. It just made me laugh because it's such a 'so what?' statement. I mean...so what? Why would I care that it's 25% more than the 30 oz? Why would it possibly matter? Is it going to give me more reason to buy this one? I don't think so. This was the only one on the shelf, anyway, so the statement was moot...

No, I have to stop now. It's making me crazy again. 😵

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Home economics - presumably if we did care all our lives would be different! 🫧🧼🧽

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